Kevin@hilariouschaos.com to Hypothetical Scenario@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agoYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.Kevin@hilariouschaos.com to Hypothetical Scenario@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
Your boss will be fine with this but will make you stay two hours afterwards to make up for lost time.
minus-squareOneCardboardBoxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWith $25k/week, I would retire. Then the aliens would never be able to pick me up on the way to work. I’ll play nice though: They can pick me up when I’m making my way to the beach instead.
With $25k/week, I would retire. Then the aliens would never be able to pick me up on the way to work.
I’ll play nice though: They can pick me up when I’m making my way to the beach instead.