Maybe he’s just part of the “why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that’s fucked up dude”-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.
Zod be with you.
it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
Unless said alien was adopted as an infant and raised by church-going Kansas farmers.
…and it obliterates some poor asshole 5 counties over.
“No really, how did he actually die? That’s not funny.”
More like 5 planets over. But Superman couldn’t give less of a shit.
Here he is destroying life on a huge number of planets by removing them from the heat of their stars, thinking he’s being a hero.
But it’s okay, because it was a “dying galaxy” (not a thing).
At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).
I don’t think you understand the depths of Superman not giving a fuck. About anyone.
lol, that’s cold
“There’s only room on Earth Prime for ONE living god!”
Those guys know Superman was created by two Jews, right?
