This is a military ship!

  • don@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Belay that idiots last and carry on, Lieutenant.

    Shipmate! Report to the mess decks master-at-arms, you’ll be working for him for the next year! Dismissed.

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      2 months ago

      She just stepped on one of the switches with her heel and you want her to carry on. SMH, what is Starfleet coming to?

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        2 months ago

        Look we just had a conversation about Riker not being able to butt dial the consoles and now you think Uhura’s heels will set off a switch?

        Never gonna happen.

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          unimaginative people thinking we wouldn’t have invented heel resistant switches by the time we have warp tech.