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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    I promote based on lines of code removed.

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      I quit based on idiotic metrics

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        Ah, the idiotic idiotic metric metric.

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          Are you 14?

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            I’m sure it was meant as a joke, not a serious criticism.

            I think we can all agree that managers who have no idea what’s important absolutely suck

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            I don’t know what the age metric has to do with anything.

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      Which is all the easier to do when you start off with a higher number…

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        Add heavily verbose/redundant math equations that take up multiple lines with each operation saving to a new variable, then either decrease the number of variable declarations or condense/simplify the math occasionally. Repeat with each new function. Killing two metrics at once LOC and the removal of LOC for older functions. Guaranteed promotions. lol

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      I love deleting code, including my own, more than writing code. That’s a killer metric imo.

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