The US finally takes aim at truck bloat
www.theverge.com
The government is taking aim at big SUVs and trucks.
  • @r128@sh.itjust.works
    4•2 months ago

    This is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They’re easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!

    • @baggachipz@sh.itjust.worksOPM
      2•2 months ago

      I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
        3•2 months ago

        Nah, that’s impractical, because then we’d need to raise all of the bridges.

        Instead, let’s add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.