• IninewCrow
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    162 months ago

    The Star Ship Collecting Dilemma

    “If God is willing to collect star ships, but not able to make his own. Then he is not omnipotent.
    If he is able to collect star ships with people in them. Then he is malevolent.
    If he is both able and willing - then whence cometh evil?
    If he is neither able nor willing - then why call him God?”

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      162 months ago

      Making your own starships probably feels like masturbation. Collecting starships that were actually made by limited beings would feel much more authentic.

      • IninewCrow
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        52 months ago

        As an omnipotent being … you could make your own authentic star ship built by limited beings without disturbing any other existing beings.

        Otherwise as the dilemma states … “if he is able to collect star ships with people in them … then he is malevolent.”

    • jawa21
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      112 months ago

      She’s been selling Hallmark ornaments for decades. It isn’t even October yet!

      • Flying SquidM
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        82 months ago

        You can’t expect her to know our customs, she’s from another galaxy. And it’s always Christmas there.

        See how festive they look?