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Kinda looks like Mcconaughey
Not at all, but I do get McConaughey vibes
Who do i call when it stays hard for more than 4 hours?
Life is like a penis. If it’s hard for more than 4 hours, go to emergency.
Oh sure, but when it’s hard for longer than four hours I’m “making a scene” and he’s “not that kind of doctor.”
So grab life by the balls and work the shaft until it’s ready to explode.
So life is hardest just before you wake up? And then before bed?
Where can I buy this?
Same
