Or, if you can’t view The Oklahoman page and you want a snappier take:

The Lost Ogle

If you get hit with lockout on The Oklahoman use: http://archive.today/A4mO1

I know it’s annoying, but registering for an Oklahoman account will bypass the lockout on most pages. They have a few subscriber only pages. Will use archive.today https://archive.ph/ for those.

I’d guess, cause our governor was busy eating croissants in france…