$3 a string. Seems steep.
No, it’s $3 for all! Though I do have some steep-crust pizzas in my collection that I might be parting with soon!
So… You’re trying to sell um… Cooked pizza slices? I don’t know how good it’s going to taste after it goes through the mail
It’s already been delivered once! There’s no law that says you can’t deliver the same pizza twice!
Law or no law, I’m not paying for used pizza. Not unless you can guarantee it will arrive free of any bite marks and provide a certificate of authenticity!
If you want a new pizza, then you can buy a new pizza at new-pizza prices from a pizza retailer!
Ah, so you don’t have a certificate? Interesting…
What is the tensile strength of these strings?
Either buy them or don’t! No tire kickers!
Well, are you selling tires or strings?
I’ve got tires too, if you need 'em! What’s your budget!?
I’ve got some change in my piggy bank, figure that should come out to about $6.90. I can send the piggy bank too, should be worth about $10. I’ve also got some spare buttons in my pocket. Do you have anything that fits my budget?
I’ll take a look in the back!
Have you found anything? I’m especially in the market for wooden hexagonal Segway tires.
