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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 年前

First date

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First date

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Marry somebody so you can move into their apartment with a washer-dryer? Perfectly plausible in any big city

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      Marrying into money.

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    Free laundry!

  • numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    That boy’s name? Quick O’Mattick. He’s Irish.

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      That boy’s name? Speed (Mc)Queen

      • Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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        That boy’s thought… “I May Tag that later if all goes well.”

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    My second date with my wife I suggested on the phone we go check out a new restaurant by my apartment that had food from her native country she said “it’s fine, save your money. I will just go to your place and cook”. She did and I helped. That was 15 years ago.

    Mentioned this story to many people over the years she always blushes.

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    So you let him spend his quarters when you could have just done his laundry for him?

    …well I guess a first date isn’t really the best time to invite a stranger to pile their crusty socks in your personal washing machine. Ok point retracted

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    Not sure if wholesome…

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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      “I did something I didn’t have to because I wanted an excuse to say yes to going on a date with you. :3”

      • Lemonparty@lemm.ee
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        The joke is that from the flip side maybe he just married her for her washer and dryer. I’m not saying it’s a good joke, but I don’t think it’s bad enough to merit that many downvotes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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          Maybe it was too subtle and downvoters didn’t get it.

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        This is my take as well. She wanted to go on the date with him and he later realized it. Not sure if there’s meant to be a joke, to me this is a wholesome tweet.

    • Fal@yiffit.net
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      Why wouldn’t it be?

      • Dr. Wesker
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        He married her for her washer and dryer.

        • Lycist@lemmy.world
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          A real laundry digger.

        • bzz@lemmy.world
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          She take my pods, while I’m in neeeeed

        • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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          deleted by creator

    • AwesomeLowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is a joke, for those who are missing the point.

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      Of it helps, I thought it was funny.

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