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And my axe. You piece of shit.
“He fucked me! I’m truly ass invaded! You piece of shit!”
SHOOCKEEER, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT
I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it… you piece of shit.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.
A few come to mind…
“Ohana means family, you piece of shit.” — “Lilo & Stitch”, 2002.
“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all, you piece of shit.” — “Bambi”, 1942
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964
"I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf
How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?
Ay, I could do that"
Wouldn’t that be
At, I could do that, you piece of shit
Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas’s reply
“Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”
“But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”
“You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”
Sounds legit, they didn’t want him go to college either
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?
"I love you.
I know. You piece of shit."
classic star wars really.
“no, I am your father. you piece of shit.”
“Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit.”
“dormammu, I’ve come to bargain. you piece of shit”
"Khaaaaaaaan, you piece of shit!!"
“My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get, you piece of shit!”
Play it, Sam. You piece of shit.
We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.
Get busy living, or get busy dying. You piece of shit
I honestly can’t stop laughing - why is this stupid idea so funny
“Pumbaa, you are a pig, you piece of shit.”
