“I’m gunna get that little ass”
Like how would that make you feel as a man?
I’d be a bit offended she called it “little.”
You have a fat ass? Lol
It’s white boy dumpy summer.
I’d press charges for sexual assault… then sue her for mental anguish… and then buy a real monkey whore. one with grip strength in her ass flaps.
Remind me to never mess with you
yea, I’m no fun anymore… ever since that one time I caressed a lady’s butthole through her pants and paid dearly for it. I’ve learnt.
Last woman who tried that hurt her hand. It was really funny.
Do you have a Boulder for an ass?
I secretly have buns of steel.
I’ve always done some serious athletic things at times. For example, I took on long distance cycling and would ride for hours and hundreds of miles of hard riding over hilly terrain. Lately, I’ve been going for 4 mile walks every day I have off with my son (in his stroller), and over this summer I’ve had like 11 days off at a stretch, so I did a lot of walking.
It adds up. Then someone decides they’re gonna be funny and they hit a brick wall where they expected a pillow.
its not a secret any more. ;)
You gunna get in on spankin them cheeks?
im to old for that fun now a days. i was talking to my dog and hes sorta interested.
What the hell lol
ironically i call him boner. hes always got a red rocket betwixt his hind legs when he sees a long distance cycling person. i showed him footage from the recent tour de france, dog humped my leg for two days and ruined by left boot.
Oh my God ha ha ha lol that’s funny
It better be my wife.
What if it was some random chick? How would you respond to that?
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Really hot. Why
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How attractive is the woman?
Pretty attractive
I’d probably just laugh.
🤣
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Why not just accept the spank?
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🤣🤣🤣
