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Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldM to Toilet Paper USA@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldM to Toilet Paper USA@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

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      Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

      (Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

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    Switch the vacuum from “SUCK” to “BLOW”. Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

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    Well he should’ve purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.

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    Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?

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    Broomstick.

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      Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.

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