• I Cast Fist
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    1411 months ago

    a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

    I’d like a dose for myself, please

  • Refurbished Refurbisher
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    911 months ago

    I didn’t read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P