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exocomics@lemmy.worldM to Extra Ordinary Comics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

magic carpet

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magic carpet

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exocomics@lemmy.worldM to Extra Ordinary Comics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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    Hopefully it’s just an Object of Power and not a sentient carpet like from Aladdin.

    Imagine if someone came up to you, unraveled your meaty squishy wet insides, and made you into a grotesque form of human flesh suit

    This meme is a horror story.

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      Goodbye Horses starts playing

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    Flying carpets clearly fly because of the runes and symbols knitted into their design. This would not work in real life.

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      Obviously you’d re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

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        I thought that much was obvious, sheesh

        • Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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          Noob for sure

      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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        In that case, would you even need to use the same yarn?

        • fluxion@lemmy.world
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          Yes, there are both yarn and rune magicks that need to be combined.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Carpets are woven, not knitted. To preserve the power, fold in half, stitch partway up each side to form batwing sleeves, and cut a careful slit in the center of the fold to poke your head through. Less flexible than a knit sweater but still warm and more likely to fly.

  • Elliot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Now make gloves so you can punch with the force needed to fly

  • Cossty@lemmy.world
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    Sighs… let me tell you about this one guy called Theseus.

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    That sweater would be so thick and scratchy.

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      For best results, use a flying fuzzy bath mat

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    Footy pajamas would be even more comfy.

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      You’d have to be really small or have a huge giant carpet for there to be enough material for that, though…

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        Maybe it’s bigger on the inside.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          So we’re talking about unraveling a Tardis now? 🤔

          • Fermion@mander.xyz
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            When it comes to magic carpets and flying time machines, I certainly don’t know what is and is not possible.

            • Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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              It’s all about the fabric of time.

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        be very small

        footy pajamas

        Flying baby ahoy

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    Instructions unclear. Got strangulated by magic sweater.

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    You forgot knotting together 1 million small threads before knitting it, but a very cute comic.

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    Then when it gets too hot you can just fly North

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