• Skyler@kbin.social
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    3 years ago

    Time for a photo op with Putin and a big “Миссия выполнена” banner in the background.

  • ME5SENGER_24@kbin.social
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    3 years ago

    Kremlin: We have done a great job of removing all legacy equipment from the Ukrainian military

    Kiev: All that old shit is in the trash and now we’ve got all this new fancy technology to shove up Putin’s ass. Bring it bitches

    Kremlin: Er, ehm, that was the plan. But you cannot attack us, or it will be war. Hey NATO tell them they can’t attack us…please!

    Kiev: Slava!

  • Wander@yiffit.net
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    3 years ago

    I’m sorry but that’s really really far from reality. What do they understand as demilitarization?

    • HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social
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      3 years ago

      Yeah, when you see totally barmy stuff like this from Russian media it’s usually not particularly intended to convince people like you, it’s meant for internal consumption.

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      3 years ago

      if I read that correctly and if it is true it would mean that …
      the Kremlin is seeking an excuse to get the fuck out of Ukraine without losing face in front of their own population.

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        3 years ago

        Mission Accomplished

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      3 years ago

      My guess is that they will declare the operation a success and end further advances, but without ceding the territory that they have won so far.

      • HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social
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        3 years ago

        It’s not super clear to me how that works out. Ukraine has been pretty stable on, “All taken territory including Crimea back,” so do we move to a world where Belgorod Bob assures the people that myths of Ukrainian advance are totally false daily?

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      3 years ago

      For all I care they can even hang a large “Mission Accomplished” banner from their aircraft carrier heavy aircraft cruiser scrap-heap Kuznetsov.

  • GunnarRunnar@kbin.social
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    3 years ago

    In fact, this task is largely completed. Ukraine is using less and less of its weapons. And more and more it uses the weapons systems that Western countries supply it with.

    What a strange definition for demilitarization lol.

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    3 years ago

    Man I know these types of sentences are for their brainwashed population, but it’s so delusional

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    3 years ago

    We should mail him a “mission accomplished” banner and a green screen backdrop of a battleship deck.

  • bluebarcode@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    Putin announced two goals: demilitarization and denazification. If demilitarization is complete they will complete denazification by removing Russian Army from all the occupied territories of Ukraine. Another job well done, Putin!