Just received this text from the utility company

capybeby@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 1 年前

All your weather are belong to us!

carmanut@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I am the storm that is approaching

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I am the wind that got you here

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 年前

thecrotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Also, we are raising your rates. And your delivery fee.

abraxas@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

New England, huh? I love that they texted us again to correct themselves.

FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Honestly that’s pretty fucking metal.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 年前

We are a J-storm with heavy jain and damaging jinds.

residentmarchant@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I would kill to be a fly on the wall for the meeting they had after they noticed and why it took them like 3 hours to send a corrected version