Come on down to the beautiful Bliss Hamlet!

Bliss Hamlet is a premier beachside resort and one of the top vacation spots on the rim! Full of top notch recreation, dining, housing, and vistas, Bliss Hamlet has something for everyone!


No matter what you enjoy doing, you’ll find plenty of ways to have fun here at Bliss Hamlet. You can play horseshoes on the beach or toss around a beachball and then take a nice soak in our oceanside hot spring. Play some roulette or slots at Bliss Casino or watch the latest blockbuster at CineBliss.

Bar Bliss is stocked full of the excellent beer and alcohol made right here by the Bliss Brewing and Distillation company. Although best known for our flagship double-aged whiskey distributed across the rim, we produce a wide variety of premium small batch alcohols like gin and tequila that are also available at Bar Bliss. Even if you’re not a fan of drinking, Bar Bliss offers a variety of drugs such as yayo and go-juice and it even has two smoking lounges stocked with smokeleaf joints and cigars,

Outdoorsy types are welcome to spend their day with our beloved Count Karlsen training our majestic elephants and fishing for mako sharks.


Our wonderful cafeteria here at Bliss Hamlet is the pinnacle of fine dining. Head chef Fedon’s specialties include gunkanmaki and gourmet spicy salmon chowder fit for an emperor. For those on a budget, fear not! We have a variety of options for all price points, from nutrient paste and pemmican to lavish grilled shark and several more options in between.


We have three different housing options available so it’s guaranteed to fit your budget. For the ultimate experience, rent out one of our deluxe cabanas that are right on the beach. There’s nothing like waking up to a beautiful sunrise over the ocean! For a more budget friendly option, we also have several beautiful hotel rooms available for rent. If you can’t afford housing at all, you can even stay at our hostel free of charge. That’s right! Our shared sleeping space is available to everyone, at absolutely no cost to you.


The charming Bliss Hamlet is located on a peninsula at 17.81° N, 3.42° W near the Smallhippopotamus Sea. It’s less than a day’s ride (on elephant back) from the twin imperial cities of Panopolis and Septum. Also nearby is the Nothern Ithlanlanbo town of Salt Flat.

What are you waiting for? Load up your pack animals and start caravanning this way! Because you deserve this. You deserve Bliss!