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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 年前I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前What’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
minus-squarepete_the_cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 年前Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
minus-squareLepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 年前🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
minus-squarekazren@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前It’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Yes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
minus-squareOnceADream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 年前30 year old me wants to know when that starts.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前I just hooked a computer up to my TV. I’ve been playing games on it with an Xbox controller wirelessly. Still, I’d be much more excited about getting a new fridge or stove.
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I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
What’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you
There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
Ass-frica*
It’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.
“I give you happy poopy time!”
Yes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
30 year old me wants to know when that starts.
I just hooked a computer up to my TV. I’ve been playing games on it with an Xbox controller wirelessly.
Still, I’d be much more excited about getting a new fridge or stove.