EinatYahav@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 1 年前Lawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down14
arrow-up1199arrow-down1external-linkLawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comEinatYahav@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square55fedilink
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead? So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.
She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?
So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
Give your meat a good ol rub!
pink…eye…
What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.