In a previously unseen evolutionary development, this keyboard has begun to grow a layer of skin, to protect it from local warriors.

Is that a key covered in cheese dust?

It’s nice because you can really zoom in there and root around.

This picture makes me deeply uncomfortable. (Edited: dumb typo.)

Hmm, short little hairs. Stubble? I see clothing fibers too, but that tells us little.

I’d send it to a photographer I know, because it’s kind of cool, but… yeah I’m not sending this to anybody.