I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

Um, I get isekai’d into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
Cârcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that’s another inconvenient way you might go
Sounds about right.
I’m honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
Spagettigification🫠
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
I’m going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
I die with a smile on my face
Quickly, I hope.
I‘m just the average normal guy
Adorrible
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)A lot of sass in the best case.
not so sure…
It’ll be nasty, that’s for sure, hope it’s at least quick too. Quick and nasty isn’t soo bad, right?













