Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoways to close vimdiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down122
arrow-up1207arrow-down1imageways to close vimdiscuss.tchncs.deKerb@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareJakylla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 years ago Unplug the computer Shut the house electric safety switch down Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
minus-squareBrooklynMan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agonuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years ago Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid
minus-squareJakylla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoPretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed
nuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
“Simple and easily explained.”
Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed