It always wants to ride up the sides of my bed because elastic never wants to hold it in place. When I wash and dry my sheets it inevitably spirals up in the washer and dryer so it never washes or dries properly. Then it’s a pain in the ass to try and fold neatly.

I feel like I’m failing adulthood after being bested by a bedsheet.

    • Dr. Wesker
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      9 months ago

      Firemen and obese truckers.

      To answer your question in two parts:

      1. I do own a pair or two of nice dress suit suspenders, and they’re awesome. The nice kind, where you have to get buttons sewn into your dress slacks.

      2. I did specifically buy a pair of firemen suspenders, for use with sheets.