• 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        -510 months ago

        It’s really not that much text, I promise you. Even if you give it a half a minute, you might be able to read it.

        Give it a try!

        I believe in you!

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          210 months ago

          You’re the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that’s pathetically slow. Don’t try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.

            • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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              110 months ago

              You do understand that this comment chain is still here right? We can see you coming along saying that it took you a solid minute to read 10 seconds worth of text?

              • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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                110 months ago

                You do understand that at the top of this comment chain is you complaining that it’s soo hard to read all of this text. Have you given it a shot yet?

                Try it, I think you’ll find it’s a lot faster to read than 1 minute.

                • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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                  010 months ago

                  Nobody said it was hard just that it’s an odd amount of text to be putting on a shirt. And then you came along bragging that it took you a full minute to read it.

                  You tried to be a condescending ass but in the end you announced to the world that you have the reading skills of a third grader. Take the L and move on with your life my man. You’re just embarrassing yourself further.

                  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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                    110 months ago

                    “Bragging”

                    You guys ever go online and see articles that say “__ minute read”? know how they say “__ minute read” and not “__ second read”?

                    That’s the joke. Besides you, of course.