• Dr. Wesker
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    10 months ago

    It’s always just a bunch of word salad.

    I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven’t gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.

    • Naja Kaouthia
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      2810 months ago

      Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?

      • Optional
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        1910 months ago

        You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.

        • Naja Kaouthia
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          1210 months ago

          Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.