• @psmgx@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    78 developers across the globe. No one can agree on direction and half drop out in 3 months to fork it. Several forks happen and they all fail, and a few survive but become mutually incompatible.

    You download a poorly tested update via brain apt-get and lose the ability to use the letter k.

    A successful fork takes off and everyone uses it but then IBM buys it. Now big blue owns your brain and charges insane licenses fees.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      211 months ago

      You forgot to pay your subscription, and wake up blind. Your eyes have been deactivated until you bring your account current.