My car got towed when I went to the doctor (I’m too overweight to walk very far) and my medical bill was huge, so now I am bankrupt. At least I can sell my gun range that’s also a bar for cash. If I don’t fix my financial situation now, my kids will never be able to afford college, forever dooming my descendents to a life of burger flipping and penury.
This is probably the most American comment I’ve ever seen on Lemmy (so far)
My car got towed when I went to the doctor (I’m too overweight to walk very far) and my medical bill was huge, so now I am bankrupt. At least I can sell my gun range that’s also a bar for cash. If I don’t fix my financial situation now, my kids will never be able to afford college, forever dooming my descendents to a life of burger flipping and penury.
Touché
Add in a flag salute somewhere, and you got 'murica bingo
Also needs a black lab and a pickup truck.
Can’t forget that
Gotta add in some imperial units of measurement, and some cognetive dissonance in the form of disdain for socialist health care systems.