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minus-square@RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink93•1 year agoI remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video. She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux. I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated. I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux. Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks. But, that does not include Linux.
minus-square@HenrysCat@feddit.uklinkfedilink52•1 year agoMy suspicion is it’s not just your sexy Linux story but the only sexy Linux story.
minus-square@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilink13•1 year agoI mean we all know that recompiling the kernel is practically a replacement for sex
minus-square@Cannacheques@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•1 year agoThis is the best blowjob story I’ve read yet lol
I remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.
She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.
I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.
I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.
Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.
But, that does not include Linux.
My suspicion is it’s not just your sexy Linux story but the only sexy Linux story.
I mean we all know that recompiling the kernel is practically a replacement for sex
Never been to PenguiCon, I guess.
Is that the furry Linux con?
This is the best blowjob story I’ve read yet lol