I’ve been seriously considering a dark hustle. Something aimed at evil assholes (I was going to make a list of examples but then I realized everything I thought of was just a subset right-winger). e.g. A beer so offensive the fuck faces will flock to it but it’ll have a bunch of “technically legal, but probably really bad in excess, or mixed with coke” ingredients. Find some toxic shitbag to be the face of it, fuck him over with every dirty capitalist trick in the book, and make sure he takes the fall when the bad press and lawsuits start rolling in…

Wait, am I just way late to the party?