BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
    • @gibmiser@lemmy.worldEnglish
      48•6 months ago

      Oompa loompa doompety doo

      We have a perfect deal for you

      Oompa loompa doompety dee

      If you are wise you’ll listen to me

      What do you get when you buy a company

      That is struggling to make any money?

      You strip it down and sell all of its parts

      And pocket all of the profits

      with no remorse

      You don’t care about the workers’ fate

      You only care about the growth rate

      You know that greed is good and right

      You sleep so soundly every night

      Oompa loompa doompety da

      If you are greedy you will go far

      You will live in happiness too

      Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

      Doompety do

    • BolexForSoup
      10•6 months ago

      Willy Wonka and the Anti-Trust Suit

      Willy Wonka and the OSHA Audit

      Willy Wonka and the Teamsters Walkout