• @blahsay@lemmy.world
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    27 months ago

    This is hilarious.

    Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn’t want to kill all Jews

    Someone: Here’s the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews.

    Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I’m choosing to ignore it

    😂

    • Machinist3359
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      7 months ago

      Y’all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can’t find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don’t forget the emojis.

      • @blahsay@lemmy.world
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        -67 months ago

        This one’s for you Hamas ball fondler:

        Reporter: So you removed ‘kill the Jews’ from your charter.

        Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there.

        Reporter: So you don’t want to kill all the Jews now?

        Hamas: That’s right 😉.

        Reporter: Did you wink at me?

        Hamas: Of course I didn’t! 😉

        Reporter: There you did it again!

        Hamas: Look now we definitely don’t want to kill Jews 😉

        Reporter: I’m beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least?

        Hamas: Promoted actually.

        Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then?

        Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough…I mean supporters.

        😂

        • @bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world
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          07 months ago

          It’s also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more “PR friendly” new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide.

          Don’t get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it’s not genocide.