Epic tales, mastering the universe, or just reading a good book next to a fireplace?

  • ArtieShaw
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    77 months ago

    Once, and only once, the dream ended with me deciding to enter the mystic portal and me subsequently finding myself standing alone in the hallway of a Hampton Inn in Salt Lake City at 3:00am.

    I was in my jammies. No socks, no room key, no phone. I contemplated many options to get myself out of the situation, but they were all objectively bad. The only high point of the experience is that the breakfast bar hadn’t opened in the lobby, so this remains something shared between only me and the night clerk. Neither of us were happy, but she was wearing more clothing.

    My main takeaways for hotel stays and dreams:
    -jammies must have pockets
    -jammies must have full coverage
    -spare key cards are in the pockets
    -never enter the mystic portal that you summoned

    Mystic portals: never again