• tygerprints
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    08 months ago

    Oh yeah I’m very proficient at English. I scored the only perfect SAT scores in both math and English in my high school. And I’ve since gone on to have several short stories published, plus two poems in Persian and one in Russian, and I have won a statewide playwriting contest. My English abilities are unparalleled. But it does take some wit and intelligence to see that.

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        08 months ago

        And you can’t stop being a total anus to other people. I have no time for your bigotry and smallness today, I don’t expect someone like you to be able to comprehend what I’m saying at all.

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          8 months ago

          You have the literary capacity of a child. You’ve incorrectly used the word bigotry. You’re the one engaging with someone else’s statement and through lack of cognizance and capacity failed to comprehend the joke in my OP.

          For someone so willing to flex some imaginary aptitude for English you sure wield it with the skill of a troglodyte.

          My English abilities are unparalleled to that of an educated adult.

          FTFY.

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            8 months ago

            You have a delightful stink since I’ve aroused your childish capacities for anger. I like it. I enjoy our little exchanges. I’d like to get to know you better. I like to know what you smell like inside.