• @31415926535@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Shoplifting. Lifting hubcaps. Forging checks.

    Did a lot as a kid.

    Once, no money for food. So posted to craigslist something about a broke dykes dinner. Bunch of fellow gay women showed up, each contributed one item. Memorable night. There was some whipping with green onions in the kitchen. One of the women told me (we were all out of jobs, struggling) that a straight guy would pay her $50 to throw tomatoes at him while he jerked himself off.

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      31 year ago

      Loving the Craigslist anecdote!

      But there must have been a couple of rightfully confused girls dedicated into put thumbs into the Hoover dam a la apocryphal Netherlands story.

      No euphemisms were included in the making of the above paragraph…