@Crow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids heremessage-square341fedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down166
arrow-up1597arrow-down1message-squareLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids here@Crow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square341fedilink
minus-square@potoo22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
minus-square@Son_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year ago… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
minus-square@HappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoHad to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
how do you do, fellow adults?
my back hurts
I have a headache
I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
I got my socks on and now I need a lie down
… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
We do a bit of adultery
My knees ='(
MY LEG
Just had my yearly colonoscopy
Where’s the porn?