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minus-square@Trippin@feddit.nllinkfedilink12•8 months agoWtf is that in my fruitbowl then? H̷̼͎͚͋͘̚ͅͅe̵̛̯̱̭̘̞̜̮͆̃͌l̵̨̫̗̣̖̣̻͐̍͝p̵̱̜̞͍̹̤͍̩̖͗̿̾͂ͅ
minus-squareTrenchcoatFullOfBatslinkfedilink3•8 months agoIf you ferment your pears, you get something that mimics cider! You’ll know it was a mimic if it turns into a coffee cup halfway down your throat
minus-square@Kidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilink1•8 months agoSo that’s why my poop is brown and not green!
Wtf is that in my fruitbowl then? H̷̼͎͚͋͘̚ͅͅe̵̛̯̱̭̘̞̜̮͆̃͌l̵̨̫̗̣̖̣̻͐̍͝p̵̱̜̞͍̹̤͍̩̖͗̿̾͂ͅ
It’s a mimic. Incinerate it.
Damn turns out mimics are hella tasty
If you ferment your pears, you get something that mimics cider!
You’ll know it was a mimic if it turns into a coffee cup halfway down your throat
So that’s why my poop is brown and not green!