I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.

  • squiblet
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    771 year ago

    There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.

    • DeadNinja
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      381 year ago

      It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.

    • pwnicholson
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      251 year ago

      You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

      Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.