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minus-squareXusonthalinkfedilinkEnglish10•9 months agoWho is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
minus-squaregregorumlinkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-29 months agoQ: But you’re a mommy to this crew! Janeway: 🙄
minus-square@Stamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglish23•edit-29 months ago Archer: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
minus-squareSeraphlinkfedilink9•edit-29 months agoPretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
minus-square@cybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•9 months agoUnf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
minus-squareTheMongooselinkfedilink7•9 months ago Picard: Captain Grandpa Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
minus-square@Stamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglish6•9 months agoTo be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind. Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
minus-square@Stamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglish3•9 months agoWe’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
minus-square@Ensign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-29 months agoJellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle Harriman: Captain Cameron
minus-squareXusonthalinkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoSaru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
minus-square@Stamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoYeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
minus-square@jmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoKirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
Archer: Captain Fonz
Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
Pike: Captain Daddy
Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
Burnham: Captain Older Sister
Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle
Picard: Captain Grandpa
Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
Sisko: Captain Dad
Janeway: Captain Step-Mom
Freeman: Captain Mom
Seven: Captain Mommy
Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
Me (in Horny Brig):
Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
Captain Mirror Mommy
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
Hush you, I’m not old, you’re old.
*cries
We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
What about Dax?
Space mistress
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Oops. Fixed.
I figured it was Sulu lol
Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)