• themeatbridge
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      1039 months ago

      “What? It’s cute!”

      -some dipshit with an Agile certification

      • Lexi Sneptaur
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        319 months ago

        Gonna get an agile certification to get such a position and then coach my team into a fucking union

        • iByteABit [he/him]
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          19 months ago

          Can many of us also get an agile certification and coach the proletariat to seize the means of production?

        • @ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com
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          39 months ago

          Bonus in my experience would be the team in question get 10-30% of the total to share. If we’re talking a pure sales team it varies wildly however, I’ve seen everything from 10-50% to the team. In some industries sales people can make more than their CEO good years.