• @Clbull@lemmy.world
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    311 year ago

    Then I got magnums some time later and it was a lot more enjoyable.

    “Whoops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”

    • @SARGEx117@lemmy.world
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      141 year ago

      “here’s a story whose only link is the word condom, I just want everyone to hear me say I’ve got a massive dick. That is all.”

      • Cosmic Cleric
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        01 year ago

        I just want everyone to hear me say I’ve got a massive dick.

        Either that, or he’s selling a certain brand of condoms. /shrug