i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

      • @Blizzard@lemmy.zip
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        810 months ago

        I’m sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

        • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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          810 months ago

          Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

      • Otter
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        210 months ago

        Will they remember I was here before if I’ve looped back around?

        • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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          110 months ago

          Hmmmm, that’s a good question. If they’re wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

          Also, maybe don’t tell them you just won the Powerball.

          • Otter
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            310 months ago

            Yea that’s true

            With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

            Don’t want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I’ll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

            • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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              110 months ago

              Seems to work out for them so I don’t see why not!

              Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.