• Yardy Sardley
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    16610 months ago

    Lmao when you’re trying to turn your company into a bloodsucking vampire but you forgot that long ago, you told your lawyer to chain the coffin in case this very thing happened.

        • LazaroFilm
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          10 months ago

          Facebook (a long time ago), Twitter, Reddit, Google (they even removed the don’t be evil modo), now Unity. Apple being Apple… Arduino going closed source, Raspberry Pi becoming for profit. Samsung, at least never ever even tried to look nice.

    • @chaorace
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      10 months ago

      “Hey bro, let’s go check out those sirens over there. I swear, bro… just plug your ears with wax and tie me to the bow. Bro, it’ll be so epic.”

      Sirens arrive

      “Bro, why the fuck did you tie me down?? Smash this goddamn boat against the rocks!”

        • @chaorace
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          510 months ago

          Quick shoutout to my prehistorical homies for passing down only the choicest and most salient of allegories. We meme on the shoulders of giants.