• @TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The problem. The problem is there aren’t enough restrooms in the courthouse to accommodate that number of witnesses. The cost of sewage maintenance alone necessitates a delay for the trial.

    • gregorum
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      1310 months ago

      Even worse, the witness stand can’t accommodate 150 witnesses at the same time!

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      My goodness, does the amount of dumb things you say have no limit? 

    • @grysbok
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      610 months ago

      Witnesses don’t have to attend all 4+months of the trial, only days they’re needed/scheduled to attend.