I keep a pen and notepad next to my bed so I can write down great or terrible ideas I get while trying to fall asleep. Sometimes I wake up in the morning to notes I don’t even remember writing. This morning I woke up to this note:
diablo 2 except the mana pool is full of pickle water
I don’t know why I wrote this, but there must have been a good reason. Can someone(s) please help me realize this in the form of content?

How much money do you have?
it all
Oh right. :(
Also what is your credit card number
and do you accept fun hole coin? i will trade you rare diablo swords also?