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I am sorry to break it to you but a lawyer that has been on their own for so many months… at best they found a new family.
Wait, what do you mean “at best”? Nothing happened, right?
Most of them are bred in captivity to serve a network of rich people, they aren’t really equiped to survive the lack of structure and (im)moral lawlessness of living on the street.
Then there are also dangerous mafioso out there luring them in with false sense security. The same mafiosos may also hunt them if they refuse what is demanded of them.
We need more safe spaces for independent lawyers.
I’m starting an awareness campaign
I knew I should have gotten it chipped