Father, forgive me
I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf
Then tore right through it
© Pet Shop Boys.
Edit:
Since forever I’ve been reading “Mobilek” (“mobile” plus the masculine diminutive “-ek” suffix) as “Mobelik”. Just learned that and so I have changed “Mobelikička” to “Mobilekička”.

Now I am going through the Czech list of suffixes and trying to figure out what’s what.
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category%3ACzech_suffixes&oldid=67419453
I see “-ka” is feminine, “-ička” is diminutive feminine, and “-ik” (really “-ík”) is for masculine. So what I did was masculine diminutive feminine. When I created it I didn’t check for masculine suffixes, or what “-k” or “-ik” are, but I gambled on whatever suffix “Mobelik” has, “-k” or “-ik”, to be masculine. What I did look for were diminutive feminine suffixes, and so I found “-ička”.
It all fits now because I had Jon Etheridge (“Jonnyethco”)'s Prostitute Mickey in mind when creating it. In Prostitute Mickey, Disney’s Mickey Mouse is a corner of the street male prostitute in drag. So it’s a prostitute Mobelik in drag.
Also, I like melding more and more suffixes in a very dumb way. It makes me happy.
What a dunce and an ass I am, @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org. Alas.