Father, forgive me
I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf
Then tore right through it
© Pet Shop Boys.
Edit:
Since forever I’ve been reading “Mobilek” (“mobile” plus the masculine diminutive “-ek” suffix) as “Mobelik”. Just learned that and so I have changed “Mobelikička” to “Mobilekička”.

She’s a tart alright…