it’s very easy to make! just boil some pasta, make all other ingredients hot and then combine them! i love beige slop. “all other ingredients” are: garlic, vegan gyros from lidl and feta cheese (any simulacrum with “greek type cheese” in the name will work too)
then why don’t you marry it?
https://harmful.cat-v.org/society/marriage/
Marriage isn’t meaningless. I’m going to get slightly more money on my social security checks when I become a senior if it doesn’t run out or get taken away before I’m eligible. Otherwise it would have been meaningless.