they called him worm cube apple born; for he was heaved from a discarded apple core, nothing but a ditch born, but this is where a wizard gains his power! for the ditch is a network of vortexes of water, dirt, filth, muck, and litter! will wormcube appleborn fufill his destiny and bring mankind into communication with the living earth? the vast active living intelligent system? only time will tell his tale is told in the humble trash book forged from a discarded curry pouch!
why collect paper bank notes when you can print cardboard cubes and fill them with worms! you are now an international bank!
Sweet. I’m gonna go commit some worm fraud